The Dirty Bird
Septic Vent Concealer
Plant shrubs around vent pipe Paint the vent pipe Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent Purchase a fake granite post
Do it yourself product
Five minute installation, no gluing necessary
Can accommodate crooked pipes with its patented design
Included carbon filter controls odors and is user serviceable if needed
All stainless steel hardware
Limited Lifetime warranty against breaking and chipping
Price

$239.99 Dirty Bird

  • Filter included
  • Shipping included

$250 Shrubs

  • $100 filter
  • Shipping extra

$30 Paint

  • $100 filter
  • Shipping extra

$300 Rock

  • $100 filter
  • Shipping extra

$300 Post

  • $100 filter
  • Shipping extra
Additional information
  • Customizable, can be used as a pedestal and / or birdbath year round
  • Molded in three colors: granite, sand stone, terra cotta
  • Available online, fast free shipping
  • Put a small bed around with a couple flowers and you have turned your eyesore into a focal point! Enjoy
  • Temporarily / partially covers vent pipe
  • Have to maintain shrubs: water, trim, feed
  • Roots potentially grow into leaching field and clog the septic system
  • Creates a focal point which draws the eye to the partially hidden vent
  • You now have a painted pipe sticking out of the ground
  • May not notice the pipe as much (who’s kidding, it sticks out like a sore thumb)
  • Paint will peel, fade, and chip over time
  • Now you have a fake rock (nearly impossible to imitate nature)
  • No holes in fake rock for venting
  • Needs to be a very straight pipe, post will mimic the angle of the pipe
  • Has shiny louvers for a vent on side of post (nearly impossible to imitate nature)
  • Only comes in granite color, made of fiberglass can crack / split, no lifetime guarantee
  • Always a granite post in an strange spot in your yard, no customizing
  Do it yourself product
The Dirty Bird
Septic Vent Concealer
Plant shrubs around vent pipe
Paint the vent pipe
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent
Purchase a fake granite post

 

  Five minute installation, no gluing necessary
The Dirty Bird
Septic Vent Concealer
Plant shrubs around vent pipe
Paint the vent pipe
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent
Purchase a fake granite post

 

  Can accommodate crooked pipes with its patented design
The Dirty Bird
Septic Vent Concealer
Plant shrubs around vent pipe
Paint the vent pipe
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent
Purchase a fake granite post

 

  Included carbon filter controls odors and is user serviceable if needed
The Dirty Bird
Septic Vent Concealer
Plant shrubs around vent pipe
Paint the vent pipe
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent
Purchase a fake granite post

 

  All stainless steel hardware
The Dirty Bird
Septic Vent Concealer
Plant shrubs around vent pipe
Paint the vent pipe
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent
Purchase a fake granite post

 

  Limited Lifetime warranty against breaking and chipping
The Dirty Bird
Septic Vent Concealer
Plant shrubs around vent pipe
Paint the vent pipe
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent
Purchase a fake granite post

 

  Price
The Dirty Bird
Septic Vent Concealer

$239.99 Dirty Bird

  • Filter included
  • Shipping included
Plant shrubs around vent pipe

$250 Shrubs

  • $100 filter
  • Shipping extra
Paint the vent pipe

$30 Paint

  • $100 filter
  • Shipping extra
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent

$300 Rock

  • $100 filter
  • Shipping extra
Purchase a fake granite post

$300 Post

  • $100 filter
  • Shipping extra

 

  Additional information
The Dirty Bird
Septic Vent Concealer
  • Customizable, can be used as a pedestal and / or birdbath year round
  • Molded in three colors: granite, sand stone, terra cotta
  • Available online, fast free shipping
  • Put a small bed around with a couple flowers and you have turned your eyesore into a focal point! Enjoy
Plant shrubs around vent pipe
  • Temporarily / partially covers vent pipe
  • Have to maintain shrubs: water, trim, feed
  • Roots potentially grow into leaching field and clog the septic system
  • Creates a focal point which draws the eye to the partially hidden vent
Paint the vent pipe
  • You now have a painted pipe sticking out of the ground
  • May not notice the pipe as much (who’s kidding, it sticks out like a sore thumb)
  • Paint will peel, fade, and chip over time

 

Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent
  • Now you have a fake rock (nearly impossible to imitate nature)
  • No holes in fake rock for venting
Purchase a fake granite post
  • Needs to be a very straight pipe, post will mimic the angle of the pipe
  • Has shiny louvers for a vent on side of post (nearly impossible to imitate nature)
  • Only comes in granite color, made of fiberglass can crack / split, no lifetime guarantee
  • Always a granite post in an strange spot in your yard, no customizing