Comparison - The Dirty Bird

	The Dirty Bird Septic Vent Concealer	Plant shrubs around vent pipe	Paint the vent pipe	Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent	Purchase a fake granite post
Do it yourself product
Five minute installation, no gluing necessary
Can accommodate crooked pipes with its patented design
Included carbon filter controls odors and is user serviceable if needed
All stainless steel hardware
Limited Lifetime warranty against breaking and chipping
Price	$249.99 Dirty Bird Filter included Shipping included	$250 Shrubs $100 filter Shipping extra	$30 Paint $100 filter Shipping extra	$300 Rock $100 filter Shipping extra	$300 Post $100 filter Shipping extra
Additional information	Customizable, can be used as a pedestal and / or birdbath year round Molded in three colors: granite, sand stone, terra cotta Available online, fast free shipping Put a small bed around with a couple flowers and you have turned your eyesore into a focal point! Enjoy	Temporarily / partially covers vent pipe Have to maintain shrubs: water, trim, feed Roots potentially grow into leaching field and clog the septic system Creates a focal point which draws the eye to the partially hidden vent	You now have a painted pipe sticking out of the ground May not notice the pipe as much (who’s kidding, it sticks out like a sore thumb) Paint will peel, fade, and chip over time	Now you have a fake rock (nearly impossible to imitate nature) No holes in fake rock for venting	Needs to be a very straight pipe, post will mimic the angle of the pipe Has shiny louvers for a vent on side of post (nearly impossible to imitate nature) Only comes in granite color, made of fiberglass can crack / split, no lifetime guarantee Always a granite post in an strange spot in your yard, no customizing

	Do it yourself product
The Dirty Bird Septic Vent Concealer
Plant shrubs around vent pipe
Paint the vent pipe
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent
Purchase a fake granite post

	Five minute installation, no gluing necessary
The Dirty Bird Septic Vent Concealer
Plant shrubs around vent pipe
Paint the vent pipe
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent
Purchase a fake granite post

	Can accommodate crooked pipes with its patented design
The Dirty Bird Septic Vent Concealer
Plant shrubs around vent pipe
Paint the vent pipe
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent
Purchase a fake granite post

	Included carbon filter controls odors and is user serviceable if needed
The Dirty Bird Septic Vent Concealer
Plant shrubs around vent pipe
Paint the vent pipe
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent
Purchase a fake granite post

	All stainless steel hardware
The Dirty Bird Septic Vent Concealer
Plant shrubs around vent pipe
Paint the vent pipe
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent
Purchase a fake granite post

	Limited Lifetime warranty against breaking and chipping
The Dirty Bird Septic Vent Concealer
Plant shrubs around vent pipe
Paint the vent pipe
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent
Purchase a fake granite post

	Price
The Dirty Bird Septic Vent Concealer	$249.99 Dirty Bird Filter included Shipping included
Plant shrubs around vent pipe	$250 Shrubs $100 filter Shipping extra
Paint the vent pipe	$30 Paint $100 filter Shipping extra
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent	$300 Rock $100 filter Shipping extra
Purchase a fake granite post	$300 Post $100 filter Shipping extra

	Additional information
The Dirty Bird Septic Vent Concealer	Customizable, can be used as a pedestal and / or birdbath year round Molded in three colors: granite, sand stone, terra cotta Available online, fast free shipping Put a small bed around with a couple flowers and you have turned your eyesore into a focal point! Enjoy
Plant shrubs around vent pipe	Temporarily / partially covers vent pipe Have to maintain shrubs: water, trim, feed Roots potentially grow into leaching field and clog the septic system Creates a focal point which draws the eye to the partially hidden vent
Paint the vent pipe	You now have a painted pipe sticking out of the ground May not notice the pipe as much (who’s kidding, it sticks out like a sore thumb) Paint will peel, fade, and chip over time
Purchase a Mock Rock to cover vent	Now you have a fake rock (nearly impossible to imitate nature) No holes in fake rock for venting
Purchase a fake granite post	Needs to be a very straight pipe, post will mimic the angle of the pipe Has shiny louvers for a vent on side of post (nearly impossible to imitate nature) Only comes in granite color, made of fiberglass can crack / split, no lifetime guarantee Always a granite post in an strange spot in your yard, no customizing